The weekend before last me and my folks ventured out to see Auntie Doobie and Uncle Pud (pronounced pood, as in good). Auntie Doobie presented me with a classy, striped, bunny rabbit cardigan for an Easter gift. It has a bunny face on the front of it and it’s very colorful! Mommy told me later my cardigan was made from the fur of the endangered thumper bunny and the buttons are dried out bunny eyeballs. Ewwwwwwwwwwww. 
Uncle Pud is a nice guy, but he really isn’t fond of babies. He told Mommy a while ago he has a tendency to make little babies spontaneously cry with no provocation.
To prove his theory, Uncle Pud laid on the floor and Daddy sat me on Pud’s belly. I was calm for a few seconds and then a sudden urge to scream took over. I honestly don’t know what happened.
Do any of you have uncles who make you feel this way?
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A complete stranger reviewed my blog with positive results. I’m soooooo pleased!
This is from Blog Review:
“It never ceases to amaze me at the brilliant ideas people come up with to blog about. CJ Howard is a great example of that brilliance.
CJ Howard (Charlotte Jane Howard) is only an infant. However, that does not stop her from blogging. CJ, with a little help from her parents I’m sure, is keeping a journal of her life as she grows up. The very witty way that she has managed to tell us about her life and her family, is nothing less than superb.
For most of us, reading the everyday life of a family would get boring in a short time, but not through the eyes of a toddler. This blog puts a whole new spin on daily blogging, and I was very entertained.
Family vacations, and many photos can be found at CJ Howard’s blog. You cannot help but chuckle at how life appears to CJ. Who would have thought that a baby’s mobile hanging above her crib would be the equivalent to a night at the movies for a grown up?
CJ Howard has a simple, but nice, design that looks like a nursery. It is easy to navigate, and pleasant to look at. I absolutely love the way CJ keeps her blog “Clutter free”, and one can only speculate that when she grows up, her bedroom will be just as tidy.
I offer many kudos to CJ’s parents for “Teaching” her to blog so well. This blog is a sure fit for the Bloggeries Spotlight!”
I am sooooo blushing!
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My uncle Simon, my cousin Shana and our granny visited me today. Shana lives up norf like so we don’t get to see each other often.
Shana’s great fun because she thinks she’s a kitty cat and she’ll often prowl on the floor and bellow out cat noises. She makes me laugh every time I see her.
When they left and went home I asked Mommy if we could get Shana a cat-related gift of some sort, but my idea was pooh-poohed. Apparently Mommy had a great aunt who used to wear a flea collar to keep imaginary fleas at bay.
Also, if we get Shana a food bowl she’ll probably insist on using it properly and eating her entire dinner in it. On all fours. On the floor. And then her Mummy will come all the way down souf and kick my Mommy’s ass. (Well, she can try.)
Huff!
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Here’s my monthly peekaboo stats. Since the 16th of March my website has had 6298 visitors.
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Up until recently I had no idea Twinkle Twinkle Chocolate Bar was actually a book, and that’s why people searching for it visit me too!
In other news, our favorite adult baby clothes making lady Marcie has taken a holiday break, which is sooooo cruel. She clearly didn’t think of all her adult baby clients her who are forced to go without their Easter outfits this year. Doesn’t she realize catering to babies is a 24/7 job?
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