One of Mom’s favorite albums ever is Key Lime Pie, and there’s a song on there thats got me thinking.
The man singing in the song When I Win the Lottery dreams about what he’s going to do with the millions of dollars he’s gonna win in the lottery. He plans on buying all the girls in his neighborhood a color tv and a bottle of French perfume. What a ladies’ man.
If I won the lottery, here’s what I’d do:-
move to the US
buy a house for my family
decorate one of the rooms in the house as a 70’s room for Daddy
buy Mommy a pet turkey
buy myself a personal, red-headed male slave I can intimidate into doing things I’d rather not bother with (such as eating Brussel sprouts, sneezing and crying)
If you won the lottery, what would you buy?
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Mike Tyson is coming to Copthorne on the 24th of March. That’s about a 15 minute drive away from our house!
All three of us read the relevant newspaper article with much amusement. He was supposed to have his charity gig in Brighton, but sooooo many people protested his presence there (about being a convicted rapist) his venue was changed to somewhere much less exciting.
Copthorne is to Brighton like Mobile, Alabama is to (pre-Katrina) New Orleans. Teee hee hee heeeee.
As you can read, if you click on the photo above, the article talks about the conviction being old news. That may be true, however it’s just sad the charity couldn’t find a sports celebrity without a rape conviction to hire.
I hope the worshipping locals don’t take Tyson down the pub and get him ear biting drunk….
Snort.
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England can be a tough place for Americans who like ketchup. Mom’s ketchup consumption has diminished quite a bit over the years, but some fastfood places over here still make you BEG for more of the lovely, life-affirming red sauce.
A little while ago when we went to Tilgate Park for some horse gossip, the two of us sought refuge in a little coffee shop. Mommy bought a cup of coffee and we stayed inside for a little while so we could thaw out.
While sitting in my push chair I noticed a big honking box of ketchup packets on a table across the room and pointed them out. Mommy looked around the corner and saw the coffee shop worker holding a magazine with one hand and furiously picking his nose with the other. He looked like he was digging for buried treasure!
Mommy nearly nicked the entire box, but chickened out at the last minute. She had big plans to put the box in the bottom of my push chair and take off, but I didn’t want to get involved. The only other alternative would have been to stick the entire box under her shirt, but that would have looked too suspicious.
Anyway, Mommy and I went to the mall today, and we stopped by Burger King. The manager of this BK is reeeeeal meeeean and will only give you one ketchup packet per meal. Luckily the manager was probably out whipping small poodles or squirting little old ladies with pepper spray and we were served by a nice Chinese lady instead. She gave us 5 packets of ketchup.
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