My musicial tastes have changed lately and I have been trying to tell Mom about it. I’ve grown out of loving The Ramones; they’ve been replaced by Fatboy Slim. Mom’s been playing his Better Living Through Chemistry album, and it works me into a frenzy every time.
The thought of Mom and I flying over to the US has worked my great-grandfather into a frenzy. He’s going to drive two whole hours to Granny’s house to visit us. (Well, he’s waaaaaaay more excited about seeing me, but don’t tell my Mom that!)
My great-grandfather “Pop” likes twangy country music. He’s a huge fan of Tammy Wynette and George Bernard Shaw. Maybe, with enough love, care and understanding, we can have Pop jamming to Fatboy Slim during his drive home.
I have wanted to tell you more about the person who hurt you, but Mom told me explaining the full scope of your personal tragedy to you is useless. Just know this person will never be able to have another family to hurt.
Your maternal and paternal grandparents and great-grandparents miss you terribly. They will never forget your chubby little legs, your sweet laugh and your beaming smile. Let’s hope they’ll be able to eventually meet peacefully and comfort each other.
Love,
Charlotte
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I’m pleased to be able to exclaim I have been working very very hard at moving around. I can sit up on Mommy’s lap for short periods of time without her help, and I can flip…. well, sort of.
I can flip on my tum, but no matter how hard I try, I can’t flip over on my back. After a while my neck gets tired holding my head up and I have to go the embarrassing route and squeal at Mommy to help flip myself the rest of the way.
Weatherwise, today was a miserable day. It was cold, overcast and drizzly. Mom decided to keep us inside, and we amused ourselves with watching episodes of Father Ted. Father Ted is a very intellectual show, and Mom said Daddy reminds her of Father Jack. Personally I don’t see the resemblance, but I’m sure she knows Daddy a little better than I do.
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Here’s my monthly peekaboo stats. Since the 17th of January my website has had 6330 visitors.
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My website has had 20,626 hits since 9 September. I need a manager!
We can almost breathe a sigh of relief; my passport may be delivered tomorrow.
Mom ordered my passport application online. She typed in our information, and within a couple of days the application was sent to our house.
My application needed a countersignatory, so Mom asked Neighbor Don if he would do it. Neighbor Don has known Mom since 2001, and he has signed paperwork for her before. He filled out his section of the application, but signed his signature out of the box. So the application was instantly invalid.
So Mom ordered another application, and asked Neighbor Don to fill it out again. He didn’t sign out of the box the second time, so my application was ready to go. We posted the application off to the passport people, along with my parents’ passports, marriage license, Daddy’s divorce certificate and myyyyyyy birth certificate.
The application was returned a week later because Neighbor Don didn’t qualify as a “professional” countersignatory. Surprise, surprise, here’s who can be a countersignatory.
Mom panicked and called Nan and Nan said she would take care of it. The next day a lady Nan knows was able to sign the countersignatory part. She stated on the application she has known Daddy for 16 years. Although that’s true, Daddy’s an elderly 33-years-old now, so he just may not remember who this lady even is.
Today we received two letters in the post telling us the passport people came around to try to deliver our paperwork and we weren’t in. They’ll stop by tomorrow for a cuppa and hand over the paperwork then.
We hope so, anyway….
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