Hello everyone, I’m back!
I was forced into taking a break for a couple of months.
Typically when I want to post an entry for my blog, Mom gets down on all fours in front of her desk and Daddy sits me on Mom’s back. At that level I’m at the precise height I need to be in order to use my Mac. Well, Mom got depressed last September and she had the nerve to tell me I was treating her like a bloody serf, and she wasn’t going to put up with it anymore!
Anyway, I’m currently not teething right now and I’m generally trying to be nicer to Mom. Our lives have gotten much better since we located another lady and her 10-month-old boy a couple of streets away from us. Louis is soooooooo funny and I can’t wait until he’s flopping about and screaming, “Oi you!,” to everyone who walks by.
We received other visitors during Christmas. The Skimpies flew all the way over from New Zealand! They all stopped by one night, we ordered some Chinese food and Sophie, Lucas and I played non-stop for 3 hours! That night was a blast and I reeeeeeeally hope we see them next year.
For a while I was really worried about getting behind on my writings, and not being able to recollect my thoughts completely for you. I have decided to resume my posts for this brand spanking new year and periodically refer back to past events with a bit of background.
So sit back and enjoy the read!
P.S. Below is a little taste of Christmas torture for you. What were my parents thinking? Have they no shame?
My news article finally hit the stands this morning. It’s waaaay bigger and more colorful than I ever thought it would be.
So what’s it like being famous you ask? Well, it’s similiar to being normal, BUT now we have this impressive article to bore houseguests with for the next 30 years.
Ruby Millington, you rock!
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I regularly read our own neighborhood’s forum. Many of the forum’s users often slag off Crawley’s local police force for being inept and poorly managed.
Major frustration has been surfacing recently over mini motorbikes. Kids own them, and if they can’t find private land to ride the bikes on, they become a danger to innocent people pedestrians, kitty cats and chavs by riding them in neighborhoods.
Close your eyes and imagine a motorbike that’s about as tall as Mommy’s shin with some goofy looking, slack-jawed 10-year-old boy riding on it. He’s coming straight at you going 40 mph on the pavement (sidewalk). You better get out of the way!
Mommy’s opinion on police in general is simply they have a thankless, poorly paid job. Cops who walk the beat are probably too swamped in paperwork to care about chasing a mini moto riding, slack-jawed 10-year-old boy, or a grown man with a panty on his head running away with your telly. Besides, isn’t that what contents insurance is for?
Upon reading the annual Policing West Sussex newspaper, the very back of it contained information about the local police stations. After reading Crawley police station was open 7 days a week, it dawned on me that Daddy’s barber is open 8 days a week.
I’m thinking of writing to the police to see if they’d beat the barber’s grueling schedule and stay open 9 days a week. What do you think they’ll say about that?
technorati tags: Crawley, West Sussex, police, Maidenbower, mini moto, motorbike, barber
